Important Patents - Procrastination

Some years ago I realized that once the USPTO decided to allow business process patents they would have to allow patents for behaviors as well.  I quickly wrote up a bunch of important behavioral patents.  It took a while and some back and forth between my patent attorney and the USPTO examiners, but I was finally awarded a large number of behavioral patents.

Here is one of my favorits:

Procrastination

The royalty rate is quite high, to discourage people from procrastinating.  It took me a while to get around to sending out the first batch of invoices, but I finally got them in the mail several years ago.  Sadly, no one seems to have gotten around to sending payment.

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